Tuesday, December 11, 2007

My spoof on the 12 days of Christmas

Based on Luzerne County politics
Items 5-12 deal with the courthouse
Items 1-4 deal with the PA-10 race

12 strippers stripping
11 terms of Kanjo
10 debit cards charged up
9 million dollars missing
8 hundred dollar diunners
7 lap dances
6 bogus trips to NY
5 Golden Rings (I'm sure someone charged that on their debit card)
4 Republicans
3 Presidential endorsements
2 self-financed sweethearts
...and One candidate nobody knows

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